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Talking about fantasies...
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Nov. 4th, 2007 | 01:01 am
mood: 
crazy
...a few of these are in the offing. The others are highly unlikely – but you never know!
1. Hitch a ride in a speeding police car (no no not as a handcuffed criminal please!) – these cars have the license to break all traffic rules and zoom at astronomical speeds.
2. Go paragliding and the parachute ‘fails to open’ – errrrr – let me change that to ‘opens really late’. The very thought of this has my adrenalin soaring.
3. Just miss being hit by a speeding vehicle - I almost always wait for the pedestrian signal to turn red before crossing a road and the fact that my insurance does not cover me for such acts of insanity makes it even more exciting.
4. Break in to a store in the night(I would never do something like that – but the displays on the shelves look so neglected from outside and they seem to be vying for my attention) and not touch a thing (except the unfortunate piece of glass of course)
5. Star opposite Hugh Grant (I could do with a younger version of his ;) ) in an English movie. (I just happened to watch Four Weddings and a Funeral and every time I see him on screen my heart still skips a beat. He is so adorable in Music and Lyrics and Notting Hill - actually always!)
The list of fulfilled ones:
1. Cliff jumping into a river without a life jacket (that had accidentally come off during rafting!) and with the knowledge of swimming restricted to the spelling and phonetics of the word and the fact that it is an exercise done in water.
2. Running up an escalator which was moving down – I had to fight dual gravitational forces to reach my destination. This entailed tremendous expenditure of energy and was worth every bit of it.
3. Watch three movies in a hall in a row – achieved the hat trick in Cine World, Sheffield. The first two films Mr. Woodcock and Ratatouille were worth the watch. I could endure Michael Clayton as it gave me an opportunity to ogle uninterrupted at one of the hottest men in existence today – George Clooney - while my comrade dozed off to glory.
I choose to keep some of my fantasies undisclosed – lest I be rightly construed as a deranged wierdo beyond repair.
1. Hitch a ride in a speeding police car (no no not as a handcuffed criminal please!) – these cars have the license to break all traffic rules and zoom at astronomical speeds.
2. Go paragliding and the parachute ‘fails to open’ – errrrr – let me change that to ‘opens really late’. The very thought of this has my adrenalin soaring.
3. Just miss being hit by a speeding vehicle - I almost always wait for the pedestrian signal to turn red before crossing a road and the fact that my insurance does not cover me for such acts of insanity makes it even more exciting.
4. Break in to a store in the night(I would never do something like that – but the displays on the shelves look so neglected from outside and they seem to be vying for my attention) and not touch a thing (except the unfortunate piece of glass of course)
5. Star opposite Hugh Grant (I could do with a younger version of his ;) ) in an English movie. (I just happened to watch Four Weddings and a Funeral and every time I see him on screen my heart still skips a beat. He is so adorable in Music and Lyrics and Notting Hill - actually always!)
The list of fulfilled ones:
1. Cliff jumping into a river without a life jacket (that had accidentally come off during rafting!) and with the knowledge of swimming restricted to the spelling and phonetics of the word and the fact that it is an exercise done in water.
2. Running up an escalator which was moving down – I had to fight dual gravitational forces to reach my destination. This entailed tremendous expenditure of energy and was worth every bit of it.
3. Watch three movies in a hall in a row – achieved the hat trick in Cine World, Sheffield. The first two films Mr. Woodcock and Ratatouille were worth the watch. I could endure Michael Clayton as it gave me an opportunity to ogle uninterrupted at one of the hottest men in existence today – George Clooney - while my comrade dozed off to glory.
I choose to keep some of my fantasies undisclosed – lest I be rightly construed as a deranged wierdo beyond repair.