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Things people scrap
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Aug. 28th, 2006 | 03:35 pm
mood: 
amused
I have had some really weird scraps written by strangers in orkut. They are replete with errors - grammatical and logical. Worth a good laugh and no offence intended!!!
1. Today my birthday i think u have to congratulate me
[Have I taken on the responsibility of "congratulating" (God knows what for) every Tom Dick and Harry on his birthday?"]
2. wishing you a world filled with happiness
....and happiness filled with reality,
....and reality filled with success
....and success filled with fame
....and fame filled with eternity
....and eternity filled with life
....and life for ever..
have agreat day ahead.. just a wishing a new friend a great begining.
[I don't want my scrap book "filled" with your unoriginal messages]
3. hi....
wanna fren of urs [Excuse me?]
may i hv the privilege
4. hi good morning nice to s ee u want o be a frnd have anice day keep smiling
happy Independence day
[All I ask is freedom from you]
5. hi,
i like mail friendship with u.becoz u are my first friend in my orkut account.i am engg student .plz reply me again for your good decision.
BYE BYE ..............
[BYE BYE BYE]
6. first of all compliments u on ur full of confidence decent luks....
and wanna comment on ur ideal match section.by giving ur comment in that section u can help guys to know wt most of girls look for in them.
after all u r also a consultant na
(sorry if offended u)
:-)
[Pfaw]
7. kab tak mere dost nahi banoge i will try i will try and i will try
[Keep trying]
8. Hiiii surabhi..hw r U?
U knw one thing..U r toooo sweeeet too resist..
[What the hell]
[Next one is the most HILARIOUS of them all:]
9. Some facts and figures are best when acquainted by
others...Like your ..beauty ..it is your bearing and my pleasure because ..it is extreme of satisfaction for ..guys like me to appriciate...to appriciate you your beauty..
you are beautiful, you are beautiful,.its tru..
take care of it and your appriciater also
bye bye
[Try figuring THIS out. I have had splits of laughter reading this over and over again :)) ]
1. Today my birthday i think u have to congratulate me
[Have I taken on the responsibility of "congratulating" (God knows what for) every Tom Dick and Harry on his birthday?"]
2. wishing you a world filled with happiness
....and happiness filled with reality,
....and reality filled with success
....and success filled with fame
....and fame filled with eternity
....and eternity filled with life
....and life for ever..
have agreat day ahead.. just a wishing a new friend a great begining.
[I don't want my scrap book "filled" with your unoriginal messages]
3. hi....
wanna fren of urs [Excuse me?]
may i hv the privilege
4. hi good morning nice to s ee u want o be a frnd have anice day keep smiling
happy Independence day
[All I ask is freedom from you]
5. hi,
i like mail friendship with u.becoz u are my first friend in my orkut account.i am engg student .plz reply me again for your good decision.
BYE BYE ..............
[BYE BYE BYE]
6. first of all compliments u on ur full of confidence decent luks....
and wanna comment on ur ideal match section.by giving ur comment in that section u can help guys to know wt most of girls look for in them.
after all u r also a consultant na
(sorry if offended u)
:-)
[Pfaw]
7. kab tak mere dost nahi banoge i will try i will try and i will try
[Keep trying]
8. Hiiii surabhi..hw r U?
U knw one thing..U r toooo sweeeet too resist..
[What the hell]
[Next one is the most HILARIOUS of them all:]
9. Some facts and figures are best when acquainted by
others...Like your ..beauty ..it is your bearing and my pleasure because ..it is extreme of satisfaction for ..guys like me to appriciate...to appriciate you your beauty..
you are beautiful, you are beautiful,.its tru..
take care of it and your appriciater also
bye bye
[Try figuring THIS out. I have had splits of laughter reading this over and over again :)) ]